Population | 4.901 billion |
Capital | Kaharyn |
Currency | Koper |
Animal | Sable |
The Commonwealth of Kesnisau and Sofrijan is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.901 billion Sotnoey are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaharyn. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Sotnoey economy, worth 426 trillion Kopers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,100 Kopers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, gift baskets often contain working nukes, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, and workers have seized control of the economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kesnisau and Sofrijan's national animal is the Sable, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Kesnisau and Sofrijan is ranked 164,349th in the world and 54th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.83 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, workers have seized control of the economy.
- : Kesnisau and Sofrijan was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, it's scientifically provable that Sotnoey guys don't know how to make a woman happy.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
- : Following new legislation in Kesnisau and Sofrijan, state-manufactured hammers and sickles are here to stay.