The Republic of Kernels Freight Crew is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Master of the Infinite Dominion with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.14 billion Keep From Cookin Mugs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel of Eternal Dominion. The average income tax rate is 14.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kernels Freight Crewian economy, worth 293 trillion gamakatsu smelt herring jigs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,106 gamakatsu smelt herring jigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, it takes a village to catch a criminal, and the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations. Crime is moderate. Kernels Freight Crew's national animal is the Gallus gallus domesticus, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kernels Freight Crew is ranked 92,496^th in the world and 2^nd in Anti Anime Action for Most Patriotic, with 17.57 flags saluted per person per day.