Population | 7.961 billion |
Capital | Dehradun |
Leader | Jagadeesh Rawat |
Faith | Shaiva Siddhanta |
Currency | nishka |
Animal | Badri cow |
The Garhwali Kingdom of Kedarkhand and Manaskhand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jagadeesh Rawat with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.961 billion Garhwalis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dehradun. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Garhwali economy, worth a remarkable 1,524 trillion nishkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 191,506 nishkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kedarkhand and Manaskhand's national animal is the Badri cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shaiva Siddhanta.
Kedarkhand and Manaskhand is ranked 279,197th in the world and 25th in Pecan Sandies for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kedarkhand and Manaskhand, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
- : Kedarkhand and Manaskhand was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Kedarkhand and Manaskhand, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Kedarkhand and Manaskhand, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Kedarkhand and Manaskhand, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
- : Following new legislation in Kedarkhand and Manaskhand, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Kedarkhand and Manaskhand, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
- : Following new legislation in Kedarkhand and Manaskhand, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
- : Following new legislation in Kedarkhand and Manaskhand, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Kedarkhand and Manaskhand was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".