Population | 12.71 billion |
Capital | Minov |
Leader | Prime Minister Lev Derevinsky |
Faith | Kazovian Nationalism |
Currency | Kazovian Crown |
Animal | wildcat |
The Federal Republic of Kazovia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lev Derevinsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.71 billion Kazovians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minov. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kazovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,184 trillion Kazovian Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 171,853 Kazovian Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Claims adjusters are uselessly vague, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazovia's national animal is the wildcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kazovian Nationalism.
Kazovia is ranked 25,209th in the world and 3rd in Kali Yuga for Most Beautiful Environments, with 906.26 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kazovia, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
- : Following new legislation in Kazovia, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
- : Following new legislation in Kazovia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Kazovia, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Following new legislation in Kazovia, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
- : Kazovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Kazovia, the entire entry for Kazovia in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in Kazovia, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
- : Following new legislation in Kazovia, sex-ed is child's play.
- : Following new legislation in Kazovia, Kazovian diplomacy is by the book.