The Republic of Kazachinsky is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 923 million Kazachinskyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazachinskyian economy, worth 86.9 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,154 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Kazachinsky after the ban on emigration was lifted, an exhibition on Bear memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and all industry is owned and run by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazachinsky's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kazachinsky is ranked 54,800^th in the world and 298^th in Novaya Zemlya for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 170.15 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.