The Matriarchy of Kawaii Sieben is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.882 billion Kawaii Siebenians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The strong Kawaii Siebenian economy, worth 197 trillion war bonds a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,471 war bonds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,867 per year while the poor average 4,067, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kawaii Sieben's national animal is the white rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kawaii Sieben is ranked 241,137^th in the world and 5,645^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.