The United Socialist States of Kashkitty is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 630 million Kashists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MarCha City. The average income tax rate is 20.4%.

The powerhouse Kashkittyian economy, worth 56.2 trillion UKCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 89,155 UKCS, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, prank shows are so hot right now, representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown. Kashkitty's national animal is the Budgie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kashkitty is ranked 16,027^th in the world and 6^th in New United Kingdom of Albion for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,360.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.