The Queen's State of Kasba Beach is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.364 billion Kasba Beachians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Kasba Beachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,373 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,960 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,679 per year while the poor average 2,147, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Kasba Beach's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of educational achievement, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and Kasba Beach has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kasba Beach's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kasba Beach is ranked 234,076^th in the world and 1^st in Iqaluit for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.