The Blue Black White Republic of Kartulite Impeerium Manager is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.93 billion Kartulites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eestilinn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kartulite economy, worth 189 trillion Kryptons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 98,284 Kryptons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 632,232 per year while the poor average 6,193, a ratio of 102 to 1.

There's no such thing as bad publicity, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kartulite Impeerium Manager's national animal is the Ghost Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kartulite Impeerium Manager is ranked 1,606^th in the world and 1^st in Kartulite Impeerium for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,890.29 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.