The Kingdom of Karodova is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.147 billion Karodovans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Talusk. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Karodovan economy, worth 602 trillion Zloties a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,349 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, every workday begins with group therapy, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karodova's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Karodova is ranked 232,728^th in the world and 17^th in The Charter for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.