The Armed Republic of Kantoblivia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Commander Kanto with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.495 billion Kantoblivians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Military HQ. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The strong Kantoblivian economy, worth 732 trillion P$s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 63,686 P$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, Major Religon has been named as Kantoblivia's national religion, and bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Kantoblivia's national animal is the Mew, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Major Religon.

Kantoblivia is ranked 86,192^nd in the world and 67^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring 20 on the Scary Big Number Scale.