The Federal Republic of Kannae is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lazar Kostovic with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.797 billion Kannaeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prijkovka. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kannaean economy, worth 258 trillion Denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,106 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and the nation's mettle is about to be tested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kannae's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kannean Paganism.

Kannae is ranked 181,492^nd in the world and 165^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 307.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.