The Free Federation of Kanjan Republic is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Z with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 7.25 billion Kanjanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Münnach. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kanjanian economy, worth 661 trillion shillings a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 91,298 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown. Kanjan Republic's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Kanjanian Episcopal Church.

Kanjan Republic is ranked 102,873^rd in the world and 4,323^rd in Balder for Safest, scoring 81.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.