The Protectorate of HMS of Kandyto is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Albano with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and daily referendums. The democratic population of 2.432 billion Kandytoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapo. The average income tax rate is 16.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kandytoan economy, worth 170 trillion Kinoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,099 Kinoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, "The Pride of the Kandytoan Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Albano's wardrobe, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kandyto's national animal is the Water dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Kandyto is ranked 103,981^st in the world and 2^nd in HMNB Trident for Highest Average Incomes, with 70,099.99 Standard Monetary Units.