The Jingoistic States of Kananmuna is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nikke Aistillinen Daami with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and enforced nudity. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.201 billion Kananmunans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravintolapösti. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.

The Kananmunan economy, worth 534 trillion sienis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is 52,356 sienis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Ravintolapösti, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the Federal Council of Kananmuna has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime is almost non-existent. Kananmuna's national animal is the nakkisämpylä hot dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Refined Aggression.

Kananmuna is ranked 95,672^nd in the world and 1^st in Sauna for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,066.17 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.