The Republic of Kalgansky District is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 619 million Kalgansky Districtians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.0%.

The powerhouse Kalgansky Districtian economy, worth 52.4 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,669 Ducats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,638 per year while the poor average 22,466, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, Kalgansky Districtians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, raccoons are plump and satiated, and forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalgansky District's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kalgansky District is ranked 182,961^st in the world and 264^th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 291.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.