The People's Republic of Kajushka is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 293 million Kajushkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kardovsk. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kajushkan economy, worth 12.3 trillion Kuis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,045 Kuis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, caroling is considered a public disturbance, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kajushka's national animal is the Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kajushka is ranked 227,051^st in the world and 1^st in Yumarkan Commonwealth for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.