The Federated Imperium of Kajal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tigiran Likuun with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 47.616 billion Kajali have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hir-Kajurmani. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kajali economy, worth an astonishing 17,975 trillion Galacs a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 377,503 Galacs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, all facts are created equal, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime is totally unknown. Kajal's national animal is the Myarra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kajal is ranked 295,720^th in the world and 8^th in The Vast for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.