The 🌠 Harron Republic🌠 of Kadaizee is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Harronian Senate with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.357 billion Kadaizeens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oraiva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kadaizeen economy, worth a remarkable 2,020 trillion Harronian Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 177,924 Harronian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 625,385 per year while the poor average 36,686, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

The nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Oraiva with effluent, city mayors have to get permission from parliament to take a vacation day, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kadaizee's national animal is the Wampa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

Kadaizee is ranked 211,904^th in the world and 355^th in Starlight for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 90.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.