The Pink holy Christmas of K 3 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.275 billion K 3s are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient K 3ian economy, worth 356 trillion candy cane gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,710 candy cane gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, euthanasia is illegal, the government's weapons are a hug and a gun, and airports offer up-charged enemas. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. K 3's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

K 3 is ranked 170,609^th in the world and 1^st in Freyaria for Largest Populations, with 3.27 billion capita.