The Ozone friendly Lemmings of Just Dig is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by the player with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.132 billion Lemmings are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fun Rating. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The all-consuming Digger economy, worth a remarkable 2,576 trillion Dig Skills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 111,390 Dig Skills, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 977,954 per year while the poor average 1,884, a ratio of 519 to 1.

Brasilistan is being evacuated after its designation as 'Test Zone 1 - Nuclear', Just Dig is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Just Dig's national animal is the Lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is I got nothing for this one.

Just Dig is ranked 4,911^th in the world and 2^nd in Last Remote for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 142.22 on the Bus Surprisal Index.