The United Kingdom of Jupiter the Wise is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 1.146 billion Jupiter the Wiseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Jupiter the Wisean economy, worth 31.3 trillion Stardusts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,311 Stardusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jupiter the Wise's national animal is the Space Kitty.

Jupiter the Wise is ranked 85,812^th in the world and 1^st in Jupiter for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.