The Empire of Junk Mail is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 2.609 billion Junk Mailians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 22.1%.

The Junk Mailian economy, worth 118 trillion Duckcoins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 45,270 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and the fattest folk in Junk Mail look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Junk Mail's national animal is the Duck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Junk Mail is ranked 195,708^th in the world and 2^nd in Manisphere for Highest Drug Use, scoring 103.74 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.