The Republic of Junigasterndy is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 6.208 billion Junigasterndyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Junigasterndyian economy, worth 268 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,243 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Junigasterndy's national animal is the parrot.

Junigasterndy is ranked 89,444^th in the world and 1^st in Lassa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.5 law-abiding acts per hour.