The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of June beetles is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.528 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Junian economy, worth a remarkable 2,009 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 266,902 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', Leprechauns have more rights than the average citizen, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. June beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

June beetles is ranked 1,572^nd in the world and 93^rd in World of Beetles for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 23,000.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.