Population | 7.365 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of June beetles is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.365 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Junian economy, worth a remarkable 1,936 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 262,869 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Group hugs break out during floor votes, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. June beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
June beetles is ranked 36,570th in the world and 45th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.3894479258 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, group hugs break out during floor votes.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in June beetles, Junian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers.