The Democratic Empire of Junastria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dr Junayd Abid Ahmed with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 28.187 billion Junastrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Javenor. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Junastrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,153 trillion Shyers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,357 Shyers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most barbers are also surgeons, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, tech companies are playing whack-a-mole with one-post accounts, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Junastria's national animal is the Centaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanity.

Junastria is ranked 323,865^th in the world and 17^th in The Great Storm for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.