The Aurelian Kingdom of Julenstein is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aureliana III with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.753 billion Aurelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Aurelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aurelian economy, worth a remarkable 8,630 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 280,631 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Julenstein's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Rexist Christianity.

Julenstein is ranked 871^st in the world and 2^nd in Heiliger Bund for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 100.56 Effective Tax Rate.