Jolyn the Russian Spy and Cat Lover
Population | 11.125 billion |
Capital | Spy Safehouse and Hideout |
Currency | Ruble |
Animal | Cat |
The Queendom of Jolyn the Russian Spy and Cat Lover is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 11.125 billion Spies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spy Safehouse and Hideout. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Spy economy, worth 548 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,272 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, one does not simply walk into the tundra, a TV celebrity dominates the nation's newest democratic political party, and the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jolyn the Russian Spy and Cat Lover's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jolyn the Russian Spy and Cat Lover is ranked 266,740th in the world and 68th in Valentine Day for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,642.96 Standard Monetary Units.
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- : Jolyn the Russian Spy and Cat Lover was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
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