The Empire of JoJAA3 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.693 billion JoJAA3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.

The all-consuming JoJAA3ian economy, worth 901 trillion fefs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,690 fefs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 439,042 per year while the poor average 15,820, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

International tensions are high as JoJAA3 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, and a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JoJAA3's national animal is the effefe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

JoJAA3 is ranked 63,801^st in the world and 3^rd in J o J for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.07 law-abiding acts per hour.