The Kingdom of John Jones is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.795 billion John Jonesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The John Jonesian economy, worth 121 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 43,494 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. John Jones's national animal is the Kitsune.

John Jones is ranked 179,154^th in the world and 498^th in Alliance of Storage Power for Largest Black Market, with 703 billion Standard Monetary Units.