The Jingling Jingoistic States of Jingle Jungle is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Safari Nick with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.084 billion Jingle Jungleans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinkling Expanse. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The powerhouse Jingle Junglean economy, worth 245 trillion jingles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 79,506 jingles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,225 per year while the poor average 20,371, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

A third of Jingle Jungleans are e-certified CEOs, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, and the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jingle Jungle's national animal is the toucan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jingle Jungle is ranked 7,282^nd in the world and 2^nd in Brazen for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,145.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.