The Single-Use Plastics of Jgja 7 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Fred the Baker with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.432 billion Jgja 7ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quincy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Jgja 7ian economy, worth 815 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,808 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.
Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, the right to counsel goes both ways, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jgja 7's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Jgja 7 is ranked 34,315th in the world and 1st in The Arctic Foundry for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 25,856.85 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
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Jgja 7, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
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Jgja 7, the right to counsel goes both ways.
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Jgja 7, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
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Jgja 7, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps.
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Jgja 7, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten.
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Jgja 7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Jgja 7, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
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Jgja 7, thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands.
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Jgja 7, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
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Jgja 7, Representatives, Inc has sponsored bake sales and government bills.















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