The Boston Creme Donut of Jgja 2 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Fred the Baker with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.484 billion Jgja 2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quincy. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jgja 2ian economy, worth 661 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,993 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, Jgja 2ians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and most towns have their Fred The Baker High School located on Fred The Baker Street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jgja 2's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jgja 2 is ranked 23,956^th in the world and 1^st in Planet X for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,963.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.