The Confederation Of Shtetls of Jewish Partisan Division is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Council of Partisans with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.343 billion Jews enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavolitsh. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jewish economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion Karbovanets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,161 Karbovanets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Jewish citizenship, and you can tell when Jews are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jewish Partisan Division's national animal is the Golden Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Jewish Partisan Division is ranked 5,333^rd in the world and 1^st in Hotel Zamenhof for Most Cultured, scoring 153 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.