The Winter Wonderland of Jewish Partisan Division is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Council of Partisans with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.466 billion Jews enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavolitsh. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jewish economy, worth 643 trillion Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,691 Hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, auditors are gutting every governmental department, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jewish Partisan Division's national animal is the Golden Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Jewish Partisan Division is ranked 81,243^rd in the world and 1,604^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 20.19 flags saluted per person per day.