The Guardians of Jevron is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Servalan with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, lack of airports, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 15.301 billion Jevronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City at the Edge of the World. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jevronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion Federation Credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,339 Federation Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jevron's national animal is the Mutoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheism.

Jevron is ranked 216,956^th in the world and 4^th in Greater Kahl for Highest Drug Use, scoring 83.29 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.