
| Population | 5.781 billion |
| Capital | THE CIRCUS |
| Leader | JEVIL |
| Faith | CHAOS |
| Currency | JEVILSTAIL |
| Animal | DEVILSKNIFE |
The WORLD REVOLVING of JEVIL is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by JEVIL with a fair hand, and renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.781 billion JEVILS live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of THE CIRCUS. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient CHAOTIC economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion JEVILSTAILS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 271,599 JEVILSTAILS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, diminutive CHAOTIC generals are feared for their aggressiveness, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. JEVIL's national animal is the DEVILSKNIFE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CHAOS.
JEVIL is ranked 128th in the world and 1st in Dark World for Rudest Citizens, with 1,015.9 insults per minute.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, diminutive CHAOTIC generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, the government has invited tenders from other nations to run the country's infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
- : Following new legislation in
JEVIL, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.

















































































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