The Kingdom of Jethro Tull is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.097 billion Jethro Tullians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackpool. The average income tax rate is 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jethro Tullian economy, worth 903 trillion flutes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 111,565 flutes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jethro Tull's national animal is the Aqualing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jethro Tull is ranked 184,368^th in the world and 28^th in England for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,031.46 Standard Monetary Units.