The Holy Heavenly Kingdom of Jesus Joe is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Holy King Jesus Joe with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 23.567 billion Jesus Joeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jesus Joean economy, worth 771 trillion Golden Apples a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 32,728 Golden Apples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jesus Joe is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, almost all of Jesus Joe's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Jesus Joe has found 2 easter eggs), and the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Jesus Joe has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jesus Joe's national animal is the Man's Best Friend Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jesus Joe is ranked 279,395^th in the world and 9^th in Heaven for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.