The Queen's State of Jenufz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.863 billion Jenufzians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Jenufzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 44,560 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,954 per year while the poor average 2,394, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed, the government is avowedly atheist, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jenufz's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenufz is ranked 290,303^rd in the world and 10^th in Wellington for Lowest Crime Rates, with 29.9 law-abiding acts per hour.