The Federal Republic of Jeebies is a massive, safe nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.297 billion Jeebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeebobos. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jeebiesian economy, worth 152 trillion Geebs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,237 Geebs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mechanics are often exhausted by their work, asylum seekers have voted Jeebies as best layover destination, the election for El Presidente's office's janitor is heating up, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Jeebiesian democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeebies's national animal is the Red-tailed Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jeebies is ranked 68,544^th in the world and 165^th in Carcassonne for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,492.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.