The Federal Republic of Jeebies is a massive, safe nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.441 billion Jeebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeebobos. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jeebiesian economy, worth 172 trillion Geebs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,387 Geebs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Jeebies's radio stations, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeebies's national animal is the Red-tailed Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jeebies is ranked 46,206^th in the world and 94^th in Carcassonne for Highest Average Incomes, with 119,387.14 Standard Monetary Units.