The United States of Jebway is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.633 billion Jebwegians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The strong Jebwegian economy, worth 797 trillion jebs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 63,109 jebs, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jebway's national animal is the eagle.

Jebway is ranked 174,604^th in the world and 1^st in Based Department for Largest Black Market, with 769 billion Standard Monetary Units.