The Room Where It Happened of Jeanishland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Viscountess Jean with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate population of 14.645 billion Jeanishlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pardon Our Dust. The average income tax rate is 4.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jeanishlandian economy, worth 919 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,756 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment, and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jeanishland's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jeanishland is ranked 22,876^th in the world and 4^th in Fifth Wall for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.