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Highest Crime Rates: 4,483rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,648thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,384th
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Jeanishland

Population10.615 billion

CapitalPardon Our Dust
LeaderViscountess Jean

Currencybaht
Animalrabbit

The Room Where It Happened of Jeanishland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Viscountess Jean with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.615 billion Jeanishlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pardon Our Dust. The average income tax rate is 4.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jeanishlandian economy, worth 614 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,877 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and Viscountess Jean is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jeanishland's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jeanishland is ranked 57,913th in the world and 2nd in Fifth Wall for Highest Drug Use, scoring 91.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Crime Rates: 4,483rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,648thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,384thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,035thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,386thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,892ndMost Stationary: 15,137thMost Average: 21,640thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,897thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,713thMost Pacifist: 24,397thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,422ndLargest Retail Industry: 25,116th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jeanishland, Viscountess Jean is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeanishland, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeanishland, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeanishland, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeanishland, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds.
  • : Jeanishland's influence in Fifth Wall fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Jeanishland's influence in Fifth Wall rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Jeanishland, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Jeanishland's influence in Fifth Wall fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Jeanishland's influence in Fifth Wall rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".

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