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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,128thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,658thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,273rd
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Jeanishland

Population14.405 billion

CapitalPardon Our Dust
LeaderViscountess Jean

Currencybaht
Animalrabbit

The Room Where It Happened of Jeanishland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Viscountess Jean with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.405 billion Jeanishlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pardon Our Dust. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jeanishlandian economy, worth 886 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,565 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jeanishland's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jeanishland is ranked 11,829th in the world and 2nd in Fifth Wall for Most Stationary, with 2,110.1017398118 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,128thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,658thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,273rdMost Stationary: 11,829thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,500thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,978thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,378thMost Pacifist: 21,938thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,491stLargest Retail Industry: 24,971stNicest Citizens: 26,510thHighest Crime Rates: 27,820thLargest Populations: 28,071stMost Inclusive: 28,089th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jeanishland, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Jeanishland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Jeanishland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeanishland, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Jeanishland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeanishland, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeanishland, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeanishland, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Jeanishland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : The Forgotten Mystery of Ummm Forgot The Name was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Jeanishland, curing 18 million infected.

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