The Room Where It Happened of Jeanishland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Viscountess Jean with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.615 billion Jeanishlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pardon Our Dust. The average income tax rate is 4.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jeanishlandian economy, worth 614 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,877 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and Viscountess Jean is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jeanishland's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jeanishland is ranked 57,913^th in the world and 2^nd in Fifth Wall for Highest Drug Use, scoring 91.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.