The Republic of Jazza is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 722 million Jazzans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The very strong Jazzan economy, worth 46.6 trillion Khesafs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 64,591 Khesafs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,328 per year while the poor average 18,317, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jazza's national animal is the Blue Rock Thrush, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jazza is ranked 242,461^st in the world and 109^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 91.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.