The Technocratic Federation of Jaycize is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Ethel Constanze with an iron fist, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.429 billion Jaycians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellium. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaycian economy, worth a remarkable 1,123 trillion Terils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 206,886 Terils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If someone says there's plenty of living space in Jaycize they're lyin', Jaycians also serve as great lightning rods, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and selling advanced CPUs to anti-Jaycian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaycize's national animal is the Puffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jaycize is ranked 177,475^th in the world and 1^st in Verstan for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 409.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.