The District of Jaxsin is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.665 billion Jaxsinians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The very strong Jaxsinian economy, worth 628 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,958 Juno aurums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,833 per year while the poor average 9,899, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Jaxsin has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jaxsin's national animal is the quick pink fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jaxsin is ranked 251,597^th in the world and 1^st in Jacksonville for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 526.49 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.