The Republic of Japaaan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Meee with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.476 billion Japaaaneeses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyooo. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Japaaanian economy, worth 168 trillion yeeens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 67,857 yeeens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, Japaaneese has been named as Japaaan's national religion, and Meee has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime is totally unknown. Japaaan's national animal is the greeen pheasaaant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Japaaneese.

Japaaan is ranked 140,091^st in the world and 2^nd in The Underground for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 451 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.