The Republic of Jake from State Farm is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 22.629 billion Jake from State Farmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Jake from State Farmian economy, worth 418 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 18,511 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jake from State Farm's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jake from State Farm is ranked 86,088^th in the world and 1^st in Twitter for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.71 law-abiding acts per hour.