The Imperial Union of Jagada is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Basilissa Renuane al'Maw with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 36.958 billion Jagites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fostoria. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jagite economy, worth a remarkable 7,784 trillion Icons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,625 Icons, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

An epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, only adults may purchase violent video games, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jagada's national animal is the red dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cydonic Orthodoxy.

Jagada is ranked 1,532^nd in the world and 8^th in Gholgoth for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 210,625.45 Standard Monetary Units.